Where are my socks?!

Where are my black socks?! Today is freezing and I need to wear a skirt to school. I bought some long black socks just for days like today. I can't even find one! I have searched the laundry room 3 times and the sock bucket and my closet. I've looked on the floor, in my drawers. It's been weeks since I last wore them and I have at least 4 pairs! I've run out of time and I am wearing...black soccer socks with white stripes. I have to teach today! No fair!